Protocol: Try the cream for 21 days, morning and night, and then complete a short form combining classic cosmetic-test questions with more somatic, queer and wandering inquiries. If you feel more comfortable filming yourself, recording audio with your comments, or using other narrative forms, that is equally welcome. We are, in any case, engaging in a collective performance. As long as consensus remains, participation is anonymous.

This wild and loving study challenges scientific and pharmaceutical protocols. In this sense, it is a witchcraft project: operating outside hegemonic conventions of knowledge and science, through self-experimentation in community and a trans-specific relationship with plants, as well as with the technologies and machines that make the cream possible.